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Table is an ultimately complex device and can be extremely hazardous in unexperienced hands. Even experienced tablemeisters often get exposed to many risks when operating tables and never attempt to modify table tags without wearing proper safety equipment. Over the years a lot of effort was put to make tables safer to use, but still, due to the extreme intrinsic instability of tables, improper handling can result in tag explosions, with subsequent mutilation of all surrounding HTML body and deep fractures in all surrounding textual tissue. We have tried to display some of the most lethal table specimens here, which should be avoided at any cost, due to the number of fatal encounters we have witnessed.

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