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Tables used to be a part of the HTML.

Tables used to be used for displaying tabular data in tabular form. Results of calculations. Like estimation of the split time of nu-meson in k-dimentional leviatational field relatively to the nose-picking frequency of general population in the year 12 a.d.

Tables used to be complex, quiet and peaceful.

Not anymore...

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[ B R W S R ]

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. t u o b A

Humble

attempts of

an overloaded

intellect

to apprehend

the use

of tables as a

universal

layout

tool

beyound

the boundary

of reason

resulted in

massive

HTML

overdose

accompanied

by

insufferable

torture

of the

selected

browsing

appliances

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[an unface]
Standard-strength Table		 Omnistandard table elements displayed in tabular form with boldification and indentation for refernce and amusement.
[a muscle]
Maximum R.F.C. Table		 Variety of tables that use all elements specified by RFC but nevertheless visible in browser to semi-conformant observer. Includes some omniuseful browser-specific observations.
[a flow]
Text flows wild		 Quasi-successfull attempt to organize text flow within the table around another table co-located within said former table.
[a flex]
Infinitively Limited Resizeable Table.		 Attempt to create a table containing some resizeable cells and some not resizeable cells in accordance with highly scientific random formulum.
[a turbo]
Turbo Loading Table.		 A noble struggle to generate a table which browsing unit can display before that table is fully received.
[a suicide]
Tablecidal Suicidal.		 Table usage which jeopardize life of all surrounding HTML constructs, including shattering tag debris posing imminent threat to the very life of the observer.
[an insane]
Tables of insanity.		 Table constructs denying any sense, logic and byte order, perverted and incongruous. Includes the secret of Mozilla-invisible page.