Complex paradigms of the Web, part I.

`How novel ideas make impassable impression on people not prepared to them.`

`I`

Web designer: I'm web designer!
Web surfer: In my opinion, you are ... !
Web deigner tries to make a sigle pixel trick and drops dead.
He is got carried out.

Web designer:	I'm web designer!
Web surfer:	In my opinion, you are ... !
Web deigner tries to make a sigle pixel trick and drops dead. He is got carried out.

`II`

Server: I'm server!
Client: In my opinion, you are ... !
Server suddenly drops connection, dumps core and dies.
He is got carried out.

Server:	I'm server!
Client:	In my opinion, you are ... !
Server suddenly drops connection, dumps core and dies. He is got carried out.

`III`

Browser: I'm browser!
User: In my opinion, you are ... !
Browser gets frozen for several minutes, then crashes.
He is got deleted.

Browser:	I'm browser!
User:	In my opinion, you are ... !
Browser gets frozen for several minutes, then crashes. He is got deleted.

`IV`

The Coolest Web Site: I'm The Coolest Web Site!
2400 baud modem: In my opinion, you are ... !
The Coolest Web Site tries to transmit
  all its images,
  all its sounds,
  all its animations,
  all its Java applets,
  all its ActiveX controls,
  all its frames...
and dies.
The Coolest Web Site gets taken down. Everybody working on it got fired and then died.

The Coolest Web Site:	I'm The Coolest Web Site!
2400 baud modem:	In my opinion, you are ... !
The Coolest Web Site tries to transmit all its images, all its sounds, all its animations, all its Java applets, all its ActiveX controls, all its frames... and dies. The Coolest Web Site gets taken down. Everybody working on it got fired and then died.